Dear Welshy,
Why have you left me so soon and this close to the election? I long for your charming broken English and your ability to lock a thread just by changing identities. Who is the real Welshy Squirt? A lover of athletic shoes? A lone conservative wolf roaming the liberal-infested cabals of the cyber jungle? Now, we'll never know...
Please send one autographed pic and your predictions for the Ohio primary.
Yours,
melliedee