[StewartG]

Originally Posted by Daddy B

"What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny?' 'Make yourself at home.' 'Marry my daughter.'?!"

Please stay, your "mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

Blazing Saddles, 1974 (mostly).