Gonna Be A Bear :)

[knapthyme]

In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yep, gonna be a bear! Anybody else wanna join me!?!?

[Coccinelle]

I love it!!
I could deal with all of the above.

[alwaysmissinpdc]

I thought I wanted to reincarnate as a man, so I could travel solo more safely. Maybe not. Sleeping through this cold weather and eating big before doing so sounds great! No more waxing appointments. Swatting and growling at annoyances. I'm in! (Though the last few things I mentioned could be guy things too

[banzoomba]

in the mean time for practice.....just wear a Teddy

[knapthyme]

Originally Posted by alwaysmissinpdc

I thought I wanted to reincarnate as a man, so I could travel solo more safely. Maybe not. Sleeping through this cold weather and eating big before doing so sounds great! No more waxing appointments. Swatting and growling at annoyances. I'm in! (Though the last few things I mentioned could be guy things too

Peeing standing up would be good too... do bears stand or squat!?!?

[Coccinelle]

Originally Posted by banzoomba

in the mean time for practice.....just wear a Teddy

You guys are quick!

[knapthyme]

Originally Posted by banzoomba

in the mean time for practice.....just wear a Teddy

Roy approves of - and encourages - practice!

[alwaysmissinpdc]

Originally Posted by banzoomba

in the mean time for practice.....just wear a Teddy

Nothing against teddy's here, but it's so cold tonight, tweaked party hats would be an instant accessory.

[Cosmo]

I'm a polar bear - okay bi-polar...

[PlayaLove]

I always thought I would like to come back as an Eagle but the bear is sounding better all the time.

[Horizon200]

I'm thinking I'd like to come back as a race horse....strong and regal...and when I'm done winning big bucks, I get put out to stud!!!!!!!!