9 Words That Women Use

[SUNBABY]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F** K YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[MsRubio]

I am most definately guilty of #2 and #5 and #8....he claims it takes me a half an hour to get from the upstairs to the downstairs and get my coat and get out the door in the morning.

And I am queen of the sighing...and he hates it...he hates it more than if I said something......and I usually follow the sigh with "whatever!"

[SUNBABY]

I am guilty of all of them. Hubby is guilty of #2. He always waits till the last minute. He says he is ready as soon as he puts on his socks, shoes, and one last trip to the bathroom.

[jmac]

Guilty, I have 2 sons & they laugh at this, that's so true Mom. #1, #3 & #8 beeg time Fine is definitely the worst & the whatever & that's exactly what it means.

[Loreeiam]

I use a lot of words...........most of mine are 4 letters
I'm guilty of #1 and #3

[smaugh]

Originally Posted by SUNBABY

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

That is absolutely true. When my woman friend says that don't worry about it, it means that she has already started doing what she had asked me to do because I was too slow to get started on. Then I get a big guilt trip while she is doing whatever she intended me to do in the first place.

[PlayaLove]

1,3,6,8, yes I am guilty of all these

[Streckman]

Right, whatever!!